I Can’t Pinterest

I accidentally attached M.’s leprechaun puppet’s legs to his shoulders, giving him enormous gorilla arms. Meanwhile I tacked his tibias directly to his ass. This is why I can’t pinterest. Failure, failure, every time. She named him Bullseye David. He’s dancing to C&C Music Factory right now. She is singing these words as I write: “LOOK LOOK I HAVE PANTS I HAVE KNEES. LOOK AT MY BIG BIG ARMS THEY MATCH THE COLOOOOOOOOOOR YEAH YEAH.”

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